Funny Headline

[Lairënuriel]

You know I watch LOTR news like you probably shouldn't.
Here's a funny headline I found today...

A man pleaded not guilty to trying to attack his landlord with a 3-foot, 2-inch-long replica ax from the "Lord of the Rings."

[Andúnië]

Wow... okay then.

[Beren One-Hand]

I imagine he figured that the charges should be laid by the court of Gondor or something.   

[Insane_Monky]

Now, what if I were to tell you, that it was me? Haha.

I can picture it now.

LANDLORD: Bob, you haven't paid the rent. It's been overdo for weeks.
BOB: How dare you question the might of the Dwarves. If I had the want, I could make the pipes in this dusty apartment pour forth gold. Thats how much gold me and my brethren have gathered from the ancient mines of Moria! And my name isn't Bob, It's Rofur son of Rorin. You will die for your ignorance!
LANDLORD: Uh, Bob. Just calm down.
BOB: Feel the might of Goblinbane, my mighty axe, of old as it slices your body in half!!!
LANDLORD: Feel the might of my cell phone as I dial 9-1-1!

[Lairënuriel]