Really funny - The Lembas Diet

[Lairënuriel]

 



Sorry - the words are a little blurry

[Beren One-Hand]

I'd love to read it, but there is a problem with your link.   

[Arwen005]

i can't see it either...and I really wanna read it.

[Lairënuriel]

It's loading for me.
If it's not for you, paste this http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5127/399/1600/heatherslembasad.0.jpg
into a new browser window.
I hope it works.

[Arwen005]

That was funny, especially the bit at the bottom. ".....and stay the hell away from Mordor." That killed me....then again I was already dead from Sam correcting himself.  You have got to find more of this stuff....I need a good laugh right about now....

[Lairënuriel]

 
 I thought so too!

[Arwen005]

How do you always find this stuff? 

[Beren One-Hand]

Hahahaha.  Glad I could finally read it.  Can't wait until the chocolate flavour comes out!   

[Arwen005]

You liked that too, Beren? I nearly died reading it....

[Andúnië]

That pretty much made my day.

[chaz]

wierd

[Arwen005]

chaz, that wasnt weird...it was funny....it gave me a much needed laugh...

[chaz]

well it was wierd cause usally i don't see diets like that, i did find one called the amputation diet though...

[Arwen005]

ok that is creepy.....

[chaz]

heres the amp diet

Procedure                             Estimated Immediate Weight Loss
Clip finger and toenails----------1 ounce maximum
Haircut------------------------------2-6 ounces
Drastic Haircut / Headshave----4-12 ounces
Trim Body Hair---------------------1 oz. (ladies) 3 oz. (men) 24 lbs (Greek men)
Remove a wart--------------------1 oz.
Take a diuretic---------------------1-3 pounds (temporary)
Take a laxative---------------------1-2 pounds (temporary)
Colon Therapy / Take an Enema-2-3 pounds (temporary)
Poop-----------------------------------0-2 pounds (temporary)
Run a marathon on a hot day-----3 lbs (women), 5 lbs (men) (temporary)
Amputate your arm------------------10-25 lbs (way too permanent)
Amputate your leg-------------------15-45 lbs (again, not advised)
Vascetomy-----------------------------none.
Take a big pee.-----------------------up to 1.5 pounds
Take a big dump----------------------up to 2.5 pounds
Go barefoot----------------------------1-2 pounds
Go Naked-------------------------------1-8 pounds (summer vs. winter)
Contact lenses vs. Glasses----------0.3 pounds
No liquids all day-----------------------1-2 pounds
No food all day--------------------------2-3 pounds
No salt all day0-------------------------1 pound
Don't wear underwear----------------1 oz. (thong)-2 lbs. (granny panties)
Exfoliating face wash------------------nothin.
Liposuction-------------------------------10 lbs maximum per surgery
Donate a kidney------------------------3 pounds.
Breast Reduction Surgery-------------5-15 pounds typically.

-http://www.faddiet.com-