corrupt wish game

[Shiona]

You do, except you end up standing on your husbands buttocks. 

*Wonders what her husband's buttocks were doing on the moon in the first place... *

Moon has a slang meaning over here in NA, I guess you're not familiar with that.  Moon=buttocks, behind, bum, etc.
So the corrupt wish response is actually quite witty.  You're standing on the moon, but not the planetary Moon.  Make sense?

Ah, the age old pastime of "mooning" at people. Yep I get it now.


Joe Sakic recovers extremely quickly from his injury, but only because he did a deal with the  and passed his injury onto the first person he saw, which was you.


I wish we could fix global warming - quick.

[Beren One-Hand]

It's done - it's fixed, except now we're in another ice age instead.

I wish someone would wash my car for me . . .

[Shiona]

"I'll do it for you"
*Gets out bucket & water & starts to clean, scrubbing it well*
"What's that you say? I'm not supposed to use pan-scourers on it? Oh, sorry! 


I wish my wishes didn't get corrupted all the time.......

[Beren One-Hand]

"I'll do it for you"
*Gets out bucket & water & starts to clean, scrubbing it well*
"What's that you say? I'm not supposed to use pan-scourers on it? Oh, sorry! 

Hehehe Shiona.  That is hilarious.  Good one!   

They don't get corrupted anymore, they simply get cancelled.

I wish that I would find a gold mine and get to keep all the gold . . .

[Insane_Monky]

You do, and you do. Except, it turns out that a spell has been placed on the gold. The money can only be used to purchase Radiohead CDs, posters and T-shirts.
Tough luck Beren, 

[Beren One-Hand]

You do, and you do. Except, it turns out that a spell has been placed on the gold. The money can only be used to purchase Radiohead CDs, posters and T-shirts.
Tough luck Beren, 

Hehehehe . . . good one Insane.  But you forgot to wish for something!

[Insane_Monky]

as usual...... oops

Ok. I wish I was a llama...

[Beren One-Hand]

You become one.  Except your wool is so thick and popular, and grows so fast, that you get shaved every day, and your wool is made into expensive clothes.  You find yourself itchy all the time as well.

I wish there was no voice mail . . .

[Shiona]

Voicemail is banned across the globe. Instead, everyone is provided with a free megaphone.


I wish I was 23 again.

[Insane_Monky]

You are. But then you wish you were 22 again, and then 20, then 19, 17, and so on, until your 9 and try to go back, but you can't...

I wish I could meet Dee Brown (ex Boston Celtic of the 80s and 90s)

[Beren One-Hand]

You do, you meet Dee Brown,  but he is so old that he forgests who he is.   

I wish my eBay order would come soon.

[chaz]

you get your ebay order but when u pick the item up out of the box it turns to ashes..


i wish i had more than 5 mins

[Beren One-Hand]

You do.  You get 5 minutes and 1 second.

I hope it won't snow anymore this year!   

[Shiona]

It doesn't, you get a hailstorm instead and you're left up to your knees in slushy icy rain.

I wish it wasn't month end day today 

[Insane_Monky]

You get your wish. It isn't month end day today. It's 5 days into it 

I wish I could find enough money to buy my own rollercoaster (http://rides4u.com/index.php/rides/detail/150 ... only $890,000!!)