Jokes, Riddles, Toungh Twisters, And More.

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Ok here is the first joke.


Three ducks had to go to court in front of a judge.

The judge asked the first duck to step forward. The first duck came up in front of the judge. The judge asked "what is your name". The first duck says "Quack". The judge then asked "what do you do"? Th duck says "I blow bubbles".

The judge then asked for the second duck to come forward. The second duck came forward and was asked his name. "Quack Quack", the second duck replied. "What do you do" the judge asked? "I blow bubbles" the second duck replies.

The third duck went forward in front of the judge. The judge asked "what is your name"? The third duck says "Bubbles".


I hope you enjoy this topic. Let us know your joke, riddles, toungh twisters, and more.

[Andúnië]

Wow... ooookay.
So. Here's a short one.

An elf walks into a bar. The dwarf laughs and walks under it.

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That is very funny Andunie. I liked it.

Here is a toungh twister I made up when I was in high school.

"Silly Sally the slimey snake slithered and slide through the sweat sweating sweater."

I know it sounds lame but hey I like it.

[Andúnië]

Your first joke wasn't bad either. I have heard another version before but it was very dirty and wrong.

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here is another joke.

Why are cowgirls bow legged?

Cause cowboys wear hats.

[SienaJackson]

Here's a riddle, hope it's not already on here.

"In a box with no walls or lid, a golden treasure lies hid...what am I?

An EGG! I got that from the Cartoon LotR movie!

what kind of room can no oone enter?
A Mushroom!!! LOL this is fun!

[chaz]

aren't u supposed to let ppl guess first?

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I think so.