king of the hill

[chaz]

in this topic is a world a world without rules. this is a game, the object is to own the hill. here are the rules:
1: you cannot destroy the hill
2: only i can destroy the hill
3: if the hill gets destroyed it cannot be rebuilt
4: use only necessary  force
5: no whining,       
6: this is a word: 'oh ya!' this is a action : *walks here* to take the hill u must have one of these : * *
now who want to play a game?

 *walks up to hill and stands on hill*

[Insane_Monky]

*picks up hill and throws it in a flaming cauldron of pea soup*
"Yarg!"

[chaz]

*dives into cauldron and pulls out hill, then clones hill with my cloner then hides real hill while everyone fites over the fake one*

[Andúnië]

*Presses the Big Red Revealing Button and the real hill is exposed*

*Puts a 10-meter electric fence around the hill*

[chaz]

*covers body in rubber, then walks up and pushes u off, then surrounds hill in barb wire.*

[Christina]

*sinply walks over to hill, pushes off the curretn person, then flys away with hill*

[Wolfchild]

*Sticks a 'Please do not walk on the grass' sign at the top of the hill, making every rebel walk on it, squashing the hill flat*

Now I guess I'm just king queen of the muddy field.

[Andúnië]

*Builds castle on the muddy flat*

[chaz]

*Sticks a 'Please do not walk on the grass' sign at the top of the hill, making every rebel walk on it, squashing the hill flat*

Now I guess I'm just king queen of the muddy field.

 the hill cannot be destroyed so i *burn the castle, and rebuild the hill then sit down on it*

[Andúnië]

Ahem.

1. The hill wasn't destroyed. It was flattened.
2. You can't burn the castle. It's stone, and rock doesn't burn.
3. We don't really like this field hill place anyways.

Nonetheless...

*Positions several trolls around the hill and waits for all current occupier(s) to be starved out*

[chaz]

*drops from plane drop kicking you off hill* *trolls get scared and run away*

[Insane_Monky]

*Puts Chaz in a mouse cage.*
*Puts hill in mouth, and triesto swalow but, it won't fit.*

[chaz]

*rips hill out of your mouth/throat and sits on hill*

[Mithrandir_on_tour]

Erm... Seems to me that this game is quite simple....


* kicks current person off of hill, builds impenetrable fortress around the hill, and while inside, causes a nuclear holocaust world wide, leaving nothing but me and the plant life etc on the hill inside the fortress alive, eliminating the competition.*

[chaz]

(underground the whole time) *dig underneath popping up and  u stabbing u 4 times*