king of the hill

[Christina]

*comes back as zombie and goes into the under ground tunnel, then bites every living thing in fortress and takes the hill for self*

[chaz]

*goes to priest curing disease than put u in cage and take hill.*

[chaz]

*resurrects everyone that died so more people would try and take my hill*


( everyone dead is alive now)

[Gil Galad]

*not sure where he came from, blows up the whole earth except the hill and then puts chaz into a bunny suit and starts shooting arrows at him*

[SienaJackson]

Sends 25 ft. tall Rancor over to eat person on hill, walks over and stand on it! LOL

[Bombadil_Ulmo]

*Walks up hill.*
*Kicks current person off.*
*sits down on hill with nuclear warheads ready to use on next person who tries to take my hill*

[chaz]

*starts to walk up hill sees warheads, sends beren up first*
*all missiles are fired at beren*
*fires bombad out of a cannon*
*claims hill*

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren is amazed that Chaz fired upon him even when he was not on the hill.  It seems a bad meal at Taco Bell carries some deep felt wounds.*

*Beren then in an act of spite uses a water canon to spray electric eels at Chaz, shocking him off the hill.  Beren then storms the hill and claims it as his own.*

*You know you're the man when you can carry a water canon with one hand.*

*Meanwhile, Chaz keeps making this expression while at the bottom of the hill -  *

[chaz]

*while doing this i slowly sneak up the hill while beren is being distracted by this*:



*after sneaking up the hill i claim the hill by eating a taco i found using yellowbook.com*
*beren gets confused and falls down the hill*

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren shakes himself off, after being distracted by that enticing logo posted by Chaz.*
*Beren decides to use the most deadliest weapon yet -

*Beren, now places the taco on his shoulders and, with the war cry of a thousand electric eels at his back, charges the hill . . . *
*Chaz becomes hypnotized with the site and aroma of the large taco and takes one bite.  Too bad for him, because Beren put exlax inside it.  Chaz now rolls down the hills clinging to his bowls, and lets out a cry of pain: "Aaaahhhhhhh . . .!"*
*Beren cliams the hill, and plants a food there that even the mighty taco could not surpass -

[chaz]

*after spending 2 hrs of the can chaz summons him!:



*me and robot chickens bush combine our love of tacos to form and ultimate taco attack!*

*beren is then knocked off the hill so chaz can claim it

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren picks himself up once again.  Never has he faced this kind of assault.  Beren then summons the greatest philosopher of all time to help him regain the hill -

*Beren and Plato see the fear in Chaz's eyes.  Plato uses his powers of telekinesis to move the young jedi, Chaz and the taco cat into the earths atmosphere.
*Plato then elevates Beren to the top of the hill once again.
*Plato and Beren enjoy a nice meal on top of the hill -

[Scroll]

*Sneaks up from behind and takes over the hill with no one looking*.

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren is so excited that Scroll has returned to join the fray that he almost considers not taking back the hill.*
*Beren puts that consideration aside and puts on a face of determination -  *
*All of a sudden, Beren hears a familiar song in the background - "It's the eye of the tiger . . ."*
*Then the unthinkable happens - Rocky himself appears and knocks Scroll off the hill, paving the way for Beren to claim it once again.*

[Scroll]

But Rambo comes and shoots Rocky out of the water. So I Scroll has once again taken over the hill and the game "Last Peraon" game.