king of the hill

[Beren One-Hand]

*Chaz and Beren, though still king's of the hill are disgusted with being crapped on by Shiona's evil seagull and get Zeus to send them some Pepto to ease their stomachs.*

*Chaz and Beren begin to feel much better after devouring all the Pepto provided by Zeus.*
*And since Shiona likes playing card games, Beren and Chaz petition the Renegade Priest to send a special card to Shiona and Lex.*

*Thus they are sent to jail.*
*Well life isn't all that bad for our friend's Shiona and Lex, at least they have jobs while in jail.*

[Shiona]

*Long years pass..(well, days, anyway)
Finally, Shiona and Lex emerge from their incarceration totally reformed and
 ready to contribute to society - until they are out of earshot of the Parole
Board.....*

*The uninterrupted rule of the Hill by the boys has left their defences
somewhat lacking. The renegade priest has long since disappeared, taking
his aura with him and the lads have taken to sunbathing on Shiona's
favourite spot*

"We can't have this" mutters Shiona through gritted teeth.

*Raising her tattooed arms heavenward (for it's a tough life in jail) she calls
upon her old friend the dragon and together they ride over to the boys and
 help the sun BURNING process along a little bit, with a helpful fiery blast.*

*While the boys disappear to cool off in the sea, simmering gently, Shiona
retakes the hill and the prime sunbathing position. "Queen of the Hill
again" she chuckles and settles down for some serious tanning.*

[chaz]

*been to busy with school, now is free to plan*

hey shiona....catch


*shiona dodges the missile and retreats*
*stand on hill waiting*

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren wakes up and realizes the game has been resurrected.  Hey where's Lex and Shiona?  Chaz, I thought we were allies?  Beren stands up and says: "Screw it.  If you don't need my help, then its time to hire some old friends to help me retake the hill."  Beren hires the Old Yeti's two brothers and lets them loose on the hill.*

*Chaz and his men freak out and scream like a couple of little school girls, and run for their lives.*

*The two yetis invite all their friends to join them atop the hill.*

*Beren is once again crowned king of the hill.*

[chaz]

hmm, this means treason, but alright i don't mind a challenge

load the ship

alright its time to reclaim the hill, tonight we fight for the hood!RIP(may 1941)

*chaz's forces launch air assult*

*chaz and beren's forces meet at the bottom of the hill*

*after 3 hours of close fighting. chaz's tanks break through berens line*

*berens forces retreat*
*chaz reclaims the hill*

[Shiona]

"Crikey, where'd that come from" Shiona shouts as a missile thingy narrowly misses her.

*Running for cover, she peers out from behind a rock*

Oh No, it's the boys again - thought they'd forgotten all about this little hill.
Oh, how sweet, they're playing war games.
'ang on a minute, look at the mess their armies are making of my hill, and I only
finished clearing up this morning!
This is totally unacceptable....

*Rolling up her sleeves and cursing under breath, Shiona heads down the hill to give
them a good talking to*

"Oi, kindly remove your yeti, troops, planes, tanks and anything else noisy or smelly
before I get REALLY angry"

*Glares at the boys and folds her arms, waiting for them to leave.......*

[Beren One-Hand]

*As Beren's forces continue their retreat from the hill, Beren and a faithful yeti soldier of his called Feti, observe Shiona standing at the bottom of the hill acting like his mom, with her arms folded and the like.  Chaz gets really scared by this because he thinks Shiona is actually his own mother scolding him for playing games instead of doing his homework.*

*Because of this Chaz and his forces retreat from the hill out of pure fear for Shiona, aka "Chaz's mom."*

*So Shiona decides to retake the hill and throw a tea party in celebration of her victory over Chaz.*

*Meanwhile, Beren and Feti continue to watch with interest as things progress upon that old hill.  Finally Beren and Feti have enough, and decide to crash Shiona's little tea party.  Feti arivves, and steaming with anger, destroys the tea party and crushes Shiona and her devil friends.*


*Beren and Feti hire a large host of soldiers to guard the hill.*

*Beren is king once again, with Feti by his side.*

[Shiona]

*Having had just about every bone in her body crushed by beren's overweight friend, Shiona awakes from a medically induced coma and gazes around the hospital room*

"Where's my sunbathing towel? What happened?"

"Hush dear", says the nurse. "You've had a very narrow escape. Almost crushed to death by a Yeti, and a large one at that!"

"Nooooo, I need to get back to the Hill. Heaven knows what kind of a mess it's in by now"

*Shiona heads back to the hill - It seems to be deserted, no sign of anyone at all. Rummaging around in her bag for the brand new towel she just bought, she lays it down on the ground and starts sunbathing, making sure she still can't see anyone.*

"Aaaah, back on my hill" she sighs contentedly"

[Sorry, been really, really, busy - Got some catching up to do!]