random jokes

[fudgejungle]

If you have any jokes, post them here!
Someone I know told me this one..

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

[SienaJackson]

I Love blond jokes (even tho I am one!) Here's a few:

What do a blonde and a pop bottle have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up!

A blonde walks into a beauty parlor and wants her hair trimmed and set. She's wearing headphones and the beauty operator says,
"Miss, I need you to take off your headphones."
The blonde says,
"I can't, I'll die."
The beauty operator says,
"Only for a minute?"
and she says,
"Yes, if I take them off I'll die."
Well, in the chair she falls asleep. As he's trimming up her hair, he removes the earphones and she dies! Well, he decides,
"OK I gotta see what's on this tape."
So...he takes a listen and it says...
"Breathe in, breathe out...breathe in, breathe out..." 

A Blonde walks into a drapery shop and the man comes oer.
"May I help you?"
The blonde says,
"Yes, I'd like to get a set of drapes."
The man says,
"OK, what size and color would you like?"
The blonde says,
"1 inch wide and 3 inches long and pink satin."
The man asks,
"What's this for?"
The blonde smiles and says,
"My Computer."
The man looks at her strangely and says:
"But your computer doesn't need drapes."
The blonde, looking shocked, says,
"But...it has windows!" LOL

A String walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender shakes his head and says,
"I don't serve strings here!"
So the string goes outside, frizzes out the top of his head, ties himself into a knot and goes back in. The bartender says,
"Ain't you the same string I just kicked outta here?"
And the string says,
"'Frayed Knot!" LOL