The Last Person Game.

[chaz]

*a priest kills ur ghost*
* i go to Russia where i get the deed to win this game*
*russian army protects me and the deed...*

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren didn't know he had a ghost.  As far as he knew, he was still alive.*
*Because of this mishap by Xa3, the ghost of Boris Yeltsin attacks Xa3 at Taco Bell with large burito.*
*Xa3's facial expression after getting swatted with that burito -  *
*Lenin's ghost joins the fray and reclaims his control over the Russian military, thus subduing Xa3.*
*Beren changes his name to Baron, and is recognized as Russian nobility now.*   

[chaz]

*sits down and starts chanting*






I am winning while i chant

[Scroll]

*Sits beside Soul, lights a candle and begins to chant too. Not letting Soul know that I am really there to steal the win*.

[chaz]

*my chanting summoned a reaper to collect the souls of beren dead friends*


*my reaper returns to my side to join in the fun*


i win cause he is my fiend

[Beren One-Hand]

*Boris Yeltsin and Lenin are protected by the Grim Reaper himself -  , and cannot be "collected."*
*Meanwhile the Russian mob unleash a school of flying taco eating eels at soul reaper.  Soul reaper is thrwarted by the mob and ends up wearing concrete shoes*
*The Russian mob boss looks amazed at the menu at Taco Bell -  *

[chaz]

ur friends cannot be protected by my reaper and army of undead.

*un-dead slowly eat baron*


i win while baron struggles to stay alive

[Beren One-Hand]

*Your reapers get sick when they realize I'm not made of tacos*
*Beren gets healed and joins the mob at Taco Bell*
*With the help of the mob, The Baron pays his "mob-debt" and tricks the "un-dead" into eating a plastic dummy of himself which contains rat poison, thus destroying the un-dead*
*Beren declares victory after realizing that Xa3 got tempted by the plastic Beren and took one too many bites -  *

[chaz]

* you can't kill whats already dead only i can do that  *
*before eating the plastic beren i stab it and realize its fake*

since i am smart i win

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren recalls the incident with Eowyn and the Witch King of Angmar - apparently the "un-dead" can be killed*
*Beren looks around and notices that Scroll and Xa3 are in the same room.  Then when Beren is about to ask for the mob's help, he realizes that they are plastic, which means the real Scroll and Xa3 have been replaced by dummies -  *
*Beren declares the victory and thanks the mob and Taco Bell - and the eels for their help -  *

*Meanwhile, Scroll and Xa3 in a hypnotic state continue to make tacos at Taco Bell*

[Scroll]

*While making tacos at Taco Bell I continue my chanting and I summon the soul of Elvis (the king of rock and roll) to give us some groove so I can slide in and take the winning spot.*

[chaz]

*wins while everyone is talking*

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren is suddenly worried when he sees the King arrive.  However, the King is quite rusty after being dead for so many years that the only song he remembers goes something like this: "I'm all shook up . . . uh-huh-uh . . ."  Next thing you know, Xa3 and Scroll start shaking-it like the King, and cannot post anymore.*
*Beren wins -  *

[Scroll]

I may be shaking all around but I have super glue on my hands so therefore the win is stuck to me like

(glue)

 (get it, like glue? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)

(hey I thought it was quite funny)

anyhow it is stuck to me so therefore I win.

[Beren One-Hand]

*Beren takes a moment to laugh at Scoll's joke -  *
*Meanwhile, because of the whole glue fiasco, Scroll gets fired from Taco Bell and gets a job as an Elvis impersonator in Vegas (beware the Italien mob runs Vegas)*
*Xa3 maintains his job at Taco Bell and continues to shake-it.  Although he finds it difficult to make those tacos and buritos*
*Beren gets so excited that he starts doing the jumping jacks in Taco Bell -  *