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« Reply #225 on: August 17, 2007, 10:05:46 PM »

And out comes Jonny Depp.

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« Reply #226 on: December 01, 2007, 10:08:37 PM »

out comes a car wash

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« Reply #227 on: December 01, 2007, 11:00:38 PM »

Out comes the Gettysburg Address.

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« Reply #228 on: December 02, 2007, 04:51:57 AM »

And out comes a log ride.

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« Reply #229 on: December 03, 2007, 10:38:02 AM »

and out comes a glass of eggnog.

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« Reply #230 on: December 03, 2007, 07:15:39 PM »

And out comes a mannequin that looks like him.

Insert an old, broken tv . . .
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« Reply #231 on: December 04, 2007, 08:46:48 PM »

And out comes The Fairy or old-things-that-need-to-be-thrown-away-but-haven't-and-are-instead-shoved-in-a-vending-machine.

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« Reply #232 on: December 04, 2007, 10:14:25 PM »

And out comes  Evil.

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« Reply #233 on: December 08, 2007, 09:21:56 PM »

Out come 173,468 things you don't actually need.

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« Reply #234 on: December 09, 2007, 12:51:56 AM »

And out comes that brand new Kia you always wanted.

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« Reply #235 on: January 03, 2008, 08:29:42 AM »

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« Reply #236 on: January 03, 2008, 10:27:46 AM »

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You know like the NHL team the Boston Bruins?

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« Reply #237 on: January 05, 2008, 10:54:41 PM »

Out comes the Boston Garden. (Beren, are you Bruins fan?)

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« Reply #238 on: January 06, 2008, 03:27:18 AM »

(Monkey: not a Bruins fan per se, but a big hockey fan, overall.  I was always a fan of Ray Bourque and Cam Neely - great former Bruins.  Boston definitely has one of the great and storied clubs in the NHL)

And out comes a solution of brain wash.

Insert a McDonald's cheese burger . . .

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« Reply #239 on: January 06, 2008, 12:48:25 PM »

Out comes... hours on a toilete. Harhar.

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