The Vending Machine.

[Beren One-Hand]

And out comes me, reborn!

Insert a taco cat . . .

[Insane_Monky]

Out comes a Taco Dog.

Insert a boiling pot of chili...

[Beren One-Hand]

And out comes a stomach ache.

Insert a donut . . .

[Insane_Monky]

Out comes a Police Officer.

Insert Beren-One-Hand...

[Beren One-Hand]

And out comes Chris Martin of Cold Play giving this important message to Insane: "You must yield to power of Cold Play and play their music all day long!"

Insert a zoo Monkey . . .

[Insane_Monky]

...and out comes an orangatang.

Insert a bologna sandwhich...

[Beren One-Hand]

And out comes Radio Head, because they are full of bologna!

Insert BLT sandwich . . .

[gandalf193]

And out comes Bacon Lettuce and Tomato.
Insert my dog lol

[Beren One-Hand]

And out comes dog food.

Insert a resume . . .

(BTW: gandalf193, you should come here more often.  Haven't seen you in awhile.   )

[gandalf193]

And out comes an awesome job.

And thanks Beren I will be here more often.

Insert Insane...
Ha Ha

[Beren One-Hand]

And out comes a Coldplay loving monkey.

Insert some instant noodles . . .

[gandalf193]

And out comes a microwave and burt instant noodles!

Insert Smaug the Dragon.

[Beren One-Hand]

And out comes the treasure of the Lonely Mountain.

Insert some nausea . . .

[gandalf193]

And out comes puke.

Insert a game system...

[Beren One-Hand]

And out comes Super Mario eating your pasta.

Insert a fat dwarf . . .