things to wonder about

[chaz]

>
> Subject: Fw: things to wonder about>
>
> >Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought
> about;
> > >
> > >Can you cry under water?
> > >
> > >How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> > >assassinated instead of just murdered?
> > >
> > > Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
> > >"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
> > >
> > >Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> >buried
> > >in for eternity?
> > >
> > >Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> > >
> > >What disease did cured ham actually have?
> > >
> > >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
> > >good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> > >
> > >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
> >like
> > >every two hours?
> > >
> > >If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> > >
> > >Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
> > >
> > >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> >binoculars
> > >to look at things on the ground?
> > >
> > >Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
> > >naked anyway.
> > >
> > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> > >crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
> > >him?
> > >
> > >Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
> > >
> > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
> > >why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> > >
> > >Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> > >point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> > >
> > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> >both
> > >dogs!
> > >
> > >If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
> >he
> > >just buy dinner?
> > >
> > >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
> > >what is baby oil made from?
> > >
> > >If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> > >
> > >Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
> > >
> > >Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
> > >
> > >Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
> >call
> > >it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
> > >
> > >

[SienaJackson]

Haha, some good questions!

I got one I've always wondered about:

If Curiosity killed the cat, why DID satisfaction bring him back?? LOL

[chaz]

if a tree falls in the middle of a woods and there is noone to hear it, does it make a sound?




answer:
yes

[Scroll]

Why do cats have 9 lives then why don't any other animal or humans?

[chaz]

i don't think cats really have 9 lives.....there just really lucky

[Beren One-Hand]

Cats are either really luck or really stupid.  Curiosity definitely killed the cat.  If you have a cat and leave the door open just the slightest, the cat will always go in, they can't help themselves.